So that explains it

Saw this on my Facebook feed -

Could explain why the 7 AM shift is always late.

That whole posting of fundie nonsense that I do...

I'm turning it in to a video series.


Well I'm going to try to.



Here's the first instalment-

A twisted ride thru my brain

Two sisters preparing to attend a family reunion.

"Oh my gaaawd! Are you seriously wearing that?"

"There might be some cute boys."

"It's a family reunion, you will probly be related to them!"

"Uh. So! Mom and Dad have the same last name and you don't complain!"

This again?

Yes, this again.

Because the "crime" of being gay is the same as murder, rape, incest, bestiality, paedophilia, etc. It's all the same really.

Fundies talk some really crazy shit

Source.

I'm calling bullshit on this one. Citations very much fucking needed.

Seriously, why is it always like "Hide yer kids! The homos is comin!" with these people?

So I Had an Epiphany

I think that's the right word for it.

Seems quite clear to me when you start applying genetics to the Biblical account of creation you start to realise something. Not that I believe the Biblical account of creation ever happened, but it does make the story more interesting.

I'm just going to leave this here

Source.

Fundies, schools and racism

I can't make this shit up.

The way he writes this you would think that kids are being kidnapped and forcefully brain washed. I considered dissecting these words, then I saw this reply -

 Christianity. It's all about the love. And the truth.

Story Bit - Take a peep inside my brain.

"Did you see that? That was fucked up!"

"Yeah really. Nobody was on that motorcycle. You think maybe it was remote controlled or something?"

"Not the motorcycle, the shopping cart that was speeding along next to it!"

"I thought it was connected somehow."

"But did you get a good look at it? It was one of them weird carts from the Food Badger. The nearest one is like 10 miles north of here. I though they closed it years ago. And that shit was going backwards! Something's up! Strange shopping carts speeding down the street backwards can't be good!"

"Yeah but the motorcycle with no rider, nothing wrong with that."

Josh Craddock says the damnedest things

Well he does. Apparently the clothes of the wicked must have some magical powers according to him. Or the faitytale book that he is referencing.

Source.

Seriously?

I think I'll be buying some Kenneth Cole.

Yet another damned fundie, yet another damned thing they said.

If it were not for fundies, I might be less entertained.

Aside from that, last time I looked, the Bible was pretty OK with slavery, even sex slavery.  I probly misinterpreted Deuteronomy and Numbers, so I could be wrong. BTW, Josh Craddock's twitter if you want to troll him. My twitter if you want to troll me. 

More Damned Fundies and the Damned Things They Say

I just can't make this shit up.

Source.

Amusingly enough, the article linked is about a possible link between conservatives, racists, prejudice, and low IQ's. 

I think it's pretty safe to say that Nick provided a fine example of what they were talking about.

Another update on my father.

I got a call earlier this evening from my mother. I don't know what changed his mind, but he decided to go on the IV. Maybe it was the effects of dehydration. Maybe it was that he was not getting the results or reaction he was looking for. I don't know. I have heard from several rather reliable sources that growing up he was one of those kids that would hold his breath until he got his way or passed out.

Well at least he is on his way to getting better.

An update on my father's condition.

He went from getting better in the hospital to going back to the nursing home and getting worse. Part of it I believe may be the nursing home's fault. They have him on a lot of medications and I'm not sure if what they have him on is right. The last time he was in the hospital, the doctors took him off everything the nursing home had him on because according to them the nursing home was pretty much killing him. Hard to say if that is the case this time. His lab work is getting worse, his kidneys are back to failing and he is refusing food and drink. They want to put an IV in him to give him fluids. He is refusing. He is refusing because my mother wants him to have it. That's what he said. I visited him today. Part to be supportive to my mom. Part to talk some sense in to him. Part to make some level of peace with him. He didn't want to see me. He didn't want to talk to me.

We can't get him out of the nursing home that he is in because he refuses to go anywhere else. We can't get him to go to a hospital because he refuses that. About all we can do is wait. Wait for him to die or become delirious to the point where he can no longer be considered to have sound mind. That is how we got him to the hospital last time. Actually, that has happened a few times with him.

I don't get how someone can be so stubborn, spiteful and mentally abusive all the way up to the end. I can understand his attitude toward me. I'm not the "Mini-Me" that he wanted, I'm my own individual. But the attitude he takes up with my mom is completely out of line.

Those Damned Fundies and the Damned Things They Say

I wasn't quite sure how to submit this one to FSTDT as it is more graphical than text, but that doesn't stop me from posting it here.

This comes courtesy of TheologyOnline, you can view the thread here. I think the old tree fort, aside from lacking in anything that comes close resembling a sense of humour, is reading way too much in to this. I just can't see how someone could get grossed out about that. I can see a radical feminist getting offended by it, but not grossed out. I just don't get it. Of course I also don't get why an individual that is so offended by homosexuals even bothers to so much as peep in a thread about them. I just don't get fundies.

BTW, if you ever wanted to know the answer to the question, here is a good one -