Saturday, November 20, 2010

In this blog I mock the news

So lets get started.

Paris Hilton cleans graffiti in style.
Leave it to Paris Hilton to do community service in style! The hotel heiress was snapped cleaning up graffiti along Hollywood Boulevard on Friday wearing tight black pants, big hoop earrings, and high heels. In September, Paris pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor charges related to a drug bust in Las Vegas. She was sentenced to a year of probation, was ordered to complete a drug abuse program, pay a $2,000 fine, and serve 200 hours of community service.

Because when you are the world's richest coke whore, you need to look hot when cleaning graffiti. Why is this news? I don't know, but it made me laugh.

The Pope says condom use is acceptable in "single justified cases"
Taking the Roman Catholic world by surprise, Benedict says that under some circumstances it might be acceptable for a prostitute to use a condom.

...or an altar boy.

Scientists have contained antimatter
For the first time, antimatter atoms have been caged and kept in existence long enough to be probed by scientific instruments.

"We're very excited about the fact that we can actually now trap antimatter atoms long enough to study their properties and see if they're very different from matter," said Makoto Fujiwara, who led the Canadian contribution to ALPHA, the international collaboration that made the discovery.

Cool! is warp drive next?

iPad 2 coming next year.
In a bit of news from the Apple rumormongering department, an analyst with Gleacher & Company is throwing his hat in the ring with a prediction that Apple's iPad 2—a completely unofficial name that's been making the news circuit the last week or so—is going to debut in April of next year.

Still not getting one.

That's about all I'm really seeing at the moment.

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