I has a new Laptop

And I'm typing this blog on it now.

It's a Toshiba Satellite L675D. Here's what it looks like on Toshiba's website.

Mine has a few Angelspit stickers on it and I only paid $499 for it at Office Depot's Black Friday sale. The folks there were pretty nice too. They had donuts and bottled water for those of us waiting in line. And all I had to do is just go up to the register, tell them what I wanted, they sent someone to grab it. Door opened at 6:00, I was out of there with a new laptop in hand by 6:05.

I set this one up differently from my Dell. My Dell only had linux. It came with Vista, I hated it. The drive got wiped and I installed linux and never looked back. Well not until I tried installing games on it and ran into compatibility issues. Seriously, when you have to recompile the kernel, edit several text files, tweak a virtual windows registry, apply several patches, sacrifice a virgin, do a voodoo dance, and offer up your own soul in eternal damnation just to get one game to run, you start to reconsider things. Now can someone pass me the goat's blood? I need a virgin to masturbate in it so I can play Minecraft, the penguin said so.

So I have Windows on here for playing games and Kubuntu linux installed on a small partition for everything else. So far I'm liking it this way.

And aside from being able to play games once again at work, I'll be able to type my book instead of hand writing it. I type faster than I write. It's easier for everyone else to read too.

That's about it for now.

Stuff, other stuff, some stuff on the side, stuff in a to go box

So what the fuck is going on with me lately?

Turns out I do have Halloween off. I thought I wouldn't be able to take it off after hearing about a software upgrade at my work. The upgrade is planned for 1/11/2011, not 11/1/2010 as the person informing me of it said. They must either be dyslexic or think they are British. But what ever the case, I still have Halloween off. This makes me happy. No clue about where to go, what to do, what to wear. I am open to suggestions. I want to keep my contact with total fucking douchebags to a minimum, that's about my only requirement.

Managed to really piss off someone that's been a friend since high school. Surprisingly enough, I actually do have a friend that is very religious. She gets offended when I make remarks about Jesus. I may have to start putting disclaimers on my Facebook status updates. Kinda like Tim Minchin does with at least one of his songs.

Picked up Fallout New Vegas for the Xbox. Fun game. I won't spoil it for you, but if you liked Fallout 3, you will like this one. Don't think of it as Fallout 4, it's more like a really big expansion for Fallout 3. So big it had to be it's own game and take place on the other side of the country.

I need to stop spending money on small stuff and save it up for something big, like a new laptop. There's things I want to do that require a computer. The "Perseph-a-thon" was a bust. Nothing came in to my tip jar and I think I made a dollar on my google ads. Guess I'll just have to make money the old-fashioned way and suck cock on the corner. Or something.

My name is Pastor Adam Briggs of Damascus Road Bible Fellowship, today is October the 23rd 2010, we're here in Indianapolis, it's Friday night and don't tell my wife or the people at my church that I fantasize about sucking Persephone's cock.

Wait what? That's just creepy. I still need to make a post about that asshole. If you go to either of his blogs and spread hate, make sure you tell him I sent you.

Almost as creepy as the picture I just saw of a nude, tribal looking woman breastfeeding a monkey. Seriously google, I was looking for monkeys, not weird porn. Why do google searches always turn up weird porn images? It's fine when I'm looking for that sort of thing, but at the moment I'm not.

You are going to do a google image search for "monkey" now, aren't you? Comment if you did, you fucking perv. Truthfully the girl was kinda hot save for her sagging boobs and the fact that she was breastfeeding a monkey.

Ok now that you are done wanking, what else have I got? Oh yeah! Angelspit has a new remix CD out and a new vid. Check them out, they fucking rock!

Also, Check out the krankhaus channel on youtube. It's Angelspit's official channel and there are cool vids on it. Zoog recently posted some recent interviews.

I'm still pissed with PSTA, my recent communications with them tell me that they do not want to take any responsibility for their lousy service. They said they would investigate, but I think they are full of shit.

What's with the monkeys? What? You got a problem with monkeys?

This one's for the kids, well sorta

There's a few stories in the news lately that just make me want to give people a good, hard, unforgiving bitchslap. Maybe I'm starting to get old, but I keep finding myself more and more saying "What the fuck it this world coming to?" Seriously.

I'm going to start off by saying this, in no sense am I trying to tell anyone that may be reading this how to raise their child. I'm not a parent myself. I do have a goal some day of being a high school teacher and I currently substitute teach, so I do have a bit of an interest as I do work with children. I can't tell you how to raise your kid, I'm not sure about that myself. I can, however, point out things that are severely fucked up.

Now that I have that out of the way, here's the news story that got me started.

Girl, 6, thrown off squad over ‘booty’ cheer

So let me get this straight. Girl comes home and practices cheer, mom finds it way inappropriate, mom complains, gets a run around, mom goes public, girl is no longer allowed to cheer. Did I miss something? I have to say, I think the mother was in the right here. Congrats to her. Lets take a look at the cheer, shall we?

“Our backs ache, our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right!”

WTF? Now I'm not prudish in any way, but even I have to say that sounds at least a little suggestive. It's certainly not something I want to hear out of the mouth of a 6 year old. Why do we have 6 year olds chanting this? Who runs this squad? Pedobear?

It would seem to me that the right thing would have been to go with a cheer that would be more appropriate for 6 year olds, not something that might entice a pedophile. But what do I know? If I heard a 20-something say the same cheer I'd want to see her booty shaking in the tight skirt.

If that's not fucked up enough, the related stories that were linked annoyed me further. I got to say, it's rather disturbing. Little girls dancing rather seductively to "Single Ladies", 6 year olds in heels, and 8 year olds getting bikini waxes. What the fuck is this world coming to? Where does it stop?

Really? What ever happened to allowing little girls to look and act like little girls? Just a thought. The song "Girl Poison" by Angelspit comes to mind here.



Am I the only one that's finding this to be severely fucked up? Am I over-reacting? Let me know.

Quick update on my 40K army and I could use some suggestions.

So I went shopping today.

The battleforces were not in. They were not even ordered from what we can tell.

Not happy about that, but I did some shopping there because, well I was already there and I wanted something today. I picked up a Chaos Predator that I'm actually going to build as a Rhino. There were out of Chaos Rhinos and buying a Pred gives me a vehicle accessories sprue. I needed some things off those for some other conversions. I also picked up a box of Daemonettes. I'm not fielding them, they are actually going to be vehicle decorations. I need a little help with the Rhino. Here's a very nicely painted, nearly unconverted Rhino:



It's pretty cool, but I need to fuck it up a bit, errr make it more interesting. I want it to look like the the Krankhaus CD booklet and/or the Vena Cava video exploded all over it. It is going to be the transport that takes Destroyx and the Surgically Attoned squad (enhanced close combat squad of doom) into battle. Here is some of the ideas I have so far:


•Daemonettes in the Gunner and Tank commander seats. They will be made up to look like people in the pictures/video.
•Behind them, a glass (clear plastic) cage containing the two "medical experiments" from the pictures/video.
•On the sides, medical diagrams like those on the CD book with song lyrics.

Any other ideas? Advice? Got something better?

I'm such a geek

I'm watching 'Nid Week on Beasts of War and filing away at my Emperor's Children Chaos Lord. There's qite a bit of mold lines and flashing that needs to be removed. Very detailed though. I'm going to use him as a Noise Champion in my AngelSpit army.

I have a question and I need an answer

Look at these freshly converted Chaos Space Marine helms -





See the one with the pigtails?

I was thinking about putting it on a 'marine in drag,' what do you think?

BTW, How do they look?

A few things going on

I'm just the talk of work when I'm not there.

Well maybe not, but I was informed that someone at the hotel is looking for my blog to see if I said anything about them in it. Well this particular post I'm not going to say anything bad about anyone. There's a guest that said he's going to do that. He also said he was going to say something good about me.

See what happens when you do your job right?

That was kind of a dig, wasn't it? Oh well. Moving on.

And the first thing I want to accomplish for the new year...

I want to get my bike back on the road. I miss riding my bike. And it makes me less dependent on the bus. More exercise and less bus riding makes me happy.

My AngelSpit 40K Army is coming along nicely.

Really nicely. Seriously, have a look. I've also completely changed my list. Big thanks to Fritz for helping me with that. BTW, if you like 40k you should seriously check out Fritz's vids on youtube. Seriously.

40K, serious business, seriously.

One bit of annoyance.

In a previous blog I asked for comments if any one read it, no one dropped a comment. I'm just trying to figure out how many people are reading this thing. I don't get any comments, so I can't tell if it's being read.

I feel like a prom night dumpster baby.



That's all for now.

And this would be the list for my new army

Fabius Bile
9 CSM
-MoS
-Enhanced Warrior
-Aspiring Champion
--Power Weapon

Chaos Rhino
-Extra Armour
-Twinlinked Bolter

Daemon Prince
-MoS
-Wings
-Warptime

10 Chosen CSM
-MoS
-Aspiring Champion
--Dual Lightning Claws
-2 Power Weapons
-2 Flamer
-2 Meltabombs
-Enhanced Warriors

Chaos Rhino
-Extra Armour
-Twinlinked Bolter

Chaos Dreadnought
-CCW w/twinlinked bolter
-CCW w/heavy flamer

Defiler
-Twinlinked Lascannon

Chaos Predator
-heavy bolters
-extra armour

Chaos Vindicator
-Havoc Launcher

5 Noise Marines
-Noise Champion
-Meltabombs
-4 Sonic Blasters
-blastmaster

5 Noise Marines
-Noise Champion
-Meltabombs
-4 Sonic Blasters
-blastmaster

3 Chaos Bikers
-MoS
-Bike Champion
--meltabombs
-2 meltaguns

New Warhammer 40k Army - AngelSpit Noise Marines

I like Warhammer 40K. I like AngelSpit. Listening to "Let Them Eat Distortion" gave me an idea for an Emperor's Children/Noise marines/Slaanesh army. Just yesterday I picked up a box of Noise marines and started paining them up.

Here's what I have so far -







The final paint scheme will be something like this.



Not your normal pink/purple/black EC scheme, but it fits AngelSpit and I like it. Though I think they do look kinda Chaos Blood Angels.

I need suggestions though. I'm going to model the HQ units after Zoog and Destroyx and need to find good models to start with. He's going to be a Daemon Prince. She's going to count as Fabius Bile. I wanted to use Fabius as AngelSpit has a medical theme.

This is going to be a pretty big project for me. I'm including a Defiler that will look like a modular synth and tanks that will be patterned after album art. I'm also going to be working in a Forgeword sonic dreadnought. Should be fun, hopefully competitive too.

More to come, any advice or suggestions would be awesome.

AngelSpit rocked St. Pete

My 2 favourite people from down under are on tour and played in St. Pete on 30/10.

I'm speaking of Zoog and Destroyx.

As if these two were not enough eye candy on stage, their modded on stage modular synths were just awesome. I have a degree in electronics engineering and I was seeing devices that I wanted to play with as well as take apart.

They sounded awesome. Better live than on the CD and I think the home made custom synths added a lot to it. Nothing annoys me more than an industrial band that sounds just like their CD's. With AngelSpit I was not disappointed at all. They were awesome on stage.

And more awesome in person afterwards. Zoog and Destroyx are 2 of the nicest people I have met and seemed quite happy to meet me once again in person. Also Zoog wanted a pic with me and Kathy, then Destroyx wanted one too. Kinda weird, usually its the fans that want pics with the band, not the band wanting a pic with fans. Not that I minded at all. I mean, I forgot my camera anyway. Was way cool to hang out with them. They seemed to be quite happy about the cup cakes, too. Hope they liked them.

It was also quite the wonderful surprise to see George and Sarah, formerly of the Cruxshadows.

I'm pissed with Michael's

It's the local arts and craft store chain for anyone that never heard of them.

There it was, the day before Halloween and I was in need of stuffs to make cupcakes look more festive. I knew they had stuff for that as I was there a few weeks ago for other things. When I wen in I quickly became very angry. The Halloween stuff was put away and the Cristmas stuff was out.

WTF???

That is really fucked up.