Trying to avoid Karma

Not that I really believe that strongly in it, but I do like the idea of it. So when I was coming home from work yesterday, I stopped at the Wal-mart. I hate the place because it's like a breeding pit for trash and meth addicts, but the prices are cheap. Out in front was a table from the Special Olympics. There were 2 ladies there with a little girl that appeared to have Downs. Well, I started thinking about Stephen Lynch's Special Olympics song and giggled a bit. That may have been a bit wrong of me, so I passed them part of the money I had earned from tips at work.

I think that made up for it. Gave me an idea though, they should play that song at the donation tables. They would get a lot out of karma and guilt.



If there is a hell, I'll see you there.

Good times, bad times, fast times, slow times. Or something like that I don't fucking know.

So after I'm done typing this blog, I'll be joining a marauding gay horde. It's my requirement being that I "do everything in my power to thwart everything about society that supports the traditional family" according to a fundie.

WASHINGTON—Reports continue to pour in from around the nation today of helpless Americans being forcibly taken from their marital unions after President Obama dropped the Defense of Marriage Act earlier this week, leaving the institution completely vulnerable to roving bands of homosexuals. "It was just awful—they smashed through our living room window, one of them said 'I've had my eye on you, Roger,' and then they dragged my husband off kicking and screaming," said Cleveland-area homemaker Rita Ellington, one of the latest victims whose defenseless marriage was overrun by the hordes of battle-ready gays that had been clambering at the gates of matrimony since the DOMA went into effect in 1996. "Oh dear God, why did they remove the protection provided by this vital piece of legislation? My children! What will I tell my children?" A video communique was sent to the media late yesterday from what appears to be the as-yet unidentified leader of the gay marauders, who, adorned in terrifying warpaint, announced "Richard Dickson of Ames, Iowa. We're coming for you next. Put on something nice."

Source.

Moving on, I'm reaping the rewards of Hulkageddon.  7 out of 10 of my Covetors have sold for 17.5 million ISK each. I plan on making more for the next Hulkageddon, along with Industrials as well. As I said before, if it is wrong to profit off of other people's tears, I don't want to be right. In other  Eve news, my Dominix got popped on my first Level 4 mission by my lonesome. Meh. You win some, you lose some.

I have Defilers on the way. Big thanks to the nice guy that cut me a deal on them.

So there's a fundie that thinks the avatars I have used on TOL are offensive. Lets look at them, shall we?

I'm not making this up, these are the only avatars I have used on TOL since this person (and I'm giving them a lot of credit in saying that) registered on TOL and no one else has ever complained. Admittedly the first one is a Chaos Space Marine in drag, which she liked until I told her that. But a cartoon llama wearing a hat? And my Eve Online character? Oh wait, she misconstrued that as a drag queen. Maybe she thought Karl the Llama was a drag queen too.  She's got a huge issue with me too. Made several unprovoked personal attacks on me. Claims to be ignoring me but uses Lighthouse's method of ignore. Who knows, maybe she will make an appearance here. I think her problem with me is that she looks more like a man in drag than I do and has to shave her face more often too. I'm so considering trolling this stupid bitch. If anything so she understands the meaning of troll.

No I just can't bring myself to stoop that low. But it is nice to get it off my chest.

Random ramblings: I need $11,900 right fucking now!

I saw a 1956 Olds 88 hardtop for sale. Looks like it just needs bodywork, rust repair and paint and it's fully restored. Motor, suspension and brakes are new. And while that's fine and cool if you like restored rides, but I want drop in a 455, install a narrowed 4 link coilover Ford 9" rear, Mustang II style front suspension, and disc brakes on all four wheels. Yeah epic hot rod. Who wants to buy it for me? Maybe I could just take donations for it.

My short story has been mentally shelved. Work has been keeping me busy. Too busy.

Speaking of my work, I fucking hate it when the hotel gets sold out. Why? Because I get a dozen or so people calling in or showing up at the desk looking for a room and the fact that the hotel is sold out blows their mind. It just never sinks in.

In other news, humans are actually descended from goats. Yeah I'm sure the fundies will be all over this, using it to make fun of evolutionists. I ain't no goat! They could use it to their advantage though. You know, if they get caught molesting a goat. I mean it wouldn't be bestiality anymore, right?

I've got another broken spoke on my bike. Looks like it was cut. WTF??? I'll kill a bitch!

So no one answered my comment whore question in my last blog. Fuck you motherfuckers!

Random ramblings: This world is driving me batty

Did you know Amscott charges to make change? Yeah, $10.50 for a roll of quarters. And using the change maker at the nearby car wash gets you harassed by the cops. Damn it all. I just want to do laundry.

Did you know that fat, ugly, 14 year old whores sell themselves for a double cheeseburgers with bacon? They do. I wonder what her pimp's cut of that was.

Hulkageddon is happening in the Eve universe. I just put some Covetors on the market. If it's wrong to profit off of other people's tears, I don't want to be right. Speaking of Eve, looks like walking on stations is becoming a reality. Sweet.

So I have decided that I am going to pay for my copy of Fraps and make some Eve vids. And some Oblivion vids. And some Minecraft vids. I figured I'd use Eve for making tutorials, Oblivion for rants and video blogs, and Minecraft for building cool and bizarre shit. And I'll post the videos on youtube, people seem to like it. I have a youtube channel as it is with 2 vids I made in Fraps on it. Free trial Fraps only records for 30 seconds. I'll probly do other gameplay vids further down the line. Maybe I can get to the point where youtube is paying me.

I'm nearly positive My girlfriend and I can lose anything in our apartment. Anything.

In Warhammer 40K related news, I got a sweet deal on 2 defilers from a guy I met on DakkaDakka.com. Which reminds me, I got paid so I have to contact him. Big thankies though.

I'm going to write a short story later on that takes a comical look at a day in my life. It's going to be fiction, but based on shit that really happened. Should be fun.

I'm going to close with a comment whoring question - Does anyone find my being a drag queen or cross-dressing to be offensive to women? Or offensive in general? Leave your comments below. Thanks and have a nice day.

OK, maybe I'm not all that batty.

Ya know

Ya know, it's difficult to lose weight when the weather is keeping me from riding my bike to/from work. Might have to spend some time at the fitness center in my apartment complex.

Ya know, a Chaos Space Marines Defiler is a hell of a thing to paint and assemble. it ought to look fucking epic when done though. I've converted it's right "arm" to lascannons instead of the Reaper autocannon that comes standard. I still have to modify its close combat arm on the left. Going to make it all surgical like. It's a hell of a thing to transport too. Took it to the games store today and 3 of its legs came off. I have to build 2 more, I think I'm going to go with my girlfriend's idea of magnetizing them in place. I knew there was a reason I'm keeping her around.

Ya know, I have really lousy luck when it comes to fixing things at my mom's house. Seems like every time I'm making multiple runs to the Home Depot. There's always something that breaks or some tool I wind up needing. Never fails, simple project turns in to an all day affair.

Ya know, I missed out on this years Super Bowl entirely and I really don't care.

Ya know, it's hard to get your night audit work done with hotel guests constantly bothering you.

Ya know, I really hate people at the moment.

Ya know, I really don't have much else to say.

Holy shit I haven't blogged in a while!

Well lets fix that problem.

Remember all those days I worked? I got really sick at the end of it all. Not cool, though it did give me something to joke around with the boss about. "Hey nearly 2 weeks makes me sick! Let's see if a month kills me!"

Yeah.

So I was able to get my bike fixed. Big thanks to IRB Bicycles for doing good work at a good price. You should check them out if you are in the area. They rock.

So I'm in worse shape than I thought I was in. I say that because, well, I'm getting tired out too soon. Give me some time, I'll be back in the shape I used to be in, then better. Had another problem the first run I took it on. Got a bruise on my butt! New seat cover fixed that. Took it to work the past few nights. So far, so good. Been taking me about an hour and 15 minutes, which isn't too bad. Beats the hell out of taking the bus.

I bought a Chaos Defiler. Still working on painting sub-assemblies. This thing has lots of parts and I still have to do conversions. Should look pretty epic when done. I'll need 2 more for my 2000 point list. Picking up a Daemon Prince that I'm going to attempt to make look like Zoog next. I'm such a fangirl.

I don't get much in the way of hate mail lately or really ever. I think I need piss off more fundies or something. I don't even get much in the way of comments. Not sure how to feel about that really. I know these adds are not working for me. Maybe this will give my coworkers a thing or two to talk about.

Just one more day.

Just one.

Just one.

Just one more day. And my 12 day week will be over. If it gets any longer, I'll understand, but I'm going to be pissed. Not saying anything bad about anyone, but it would just be my luck. I think I'm going to ask for Friday night off. I think I need an extra night off after this and I think I'm worth that. Actually I think I'm worth them expending out a couple of hookers and cocaine to snort off their asses. Nah that might be my ego talking.

I am tired. Working all these days is wearing on me. I passed out on the bus and missed my stop this morning.

At least the pay check will be nice.

Think I'm starting to become this homo-machinery I've heard about.

Multi-rant

It's time for me once again to bitch about things that are at best annoying me. I might get a little offensive, you have been warned.

Who's gay? Who isn't? Who gives a shit?

So I was in the local K-Mart the other day and at the checkout I noticed the latest issue of the National Enquirer. The big headline was “Who's Gay? Who Isn't?” and plastered all over the cover was pictures of various celebrities looking their gayest. Who cares? Really? Who gives a shit? I know this is the Enquirer, but still, why is this news? Call me silly, but maybe if the media didn't make a big deal about this, it wouldn't be a big deal. Just a thought. I don't know about you, but if I like an actor or a musician or some other famous person, I like them for their work or their art. Their sexual preference is none of my concern.

And Speaking Of K-Mart.

Ever bought food from the grocery store section of one? Don't, it's grossly overpriced. Seriously. I've seen things at the K-Mart near my apartment that are priced at twice what they charge for the exact same thing at the Wal-Mart across the street. Maybe they could charge lower prices if they didn't give you a 2 foot long receipt. Just a thought.

I haven't really bitched about my Job lately.

What am I at this point? 9? 10 days into a 12 day week? Something like that. Still haven't had a day off. Looking forward to the next paycheck. It's been nearly 2 years with out a review or a raise. Maybe I should say something. I think I've gone beyond proving my worth. Then again, maybe I should move on. I have to admit I got a little peeved the other day when I had to deal with 2 housekeepers that between them didn't know enough English to tell me they needed the lobby attendant keys. I don't speak Spanish and I flat out refuse to while I am on American soil, especially to someone who is living and working here. My great-grandparents came here from Italy 100 years ago on a boat. They learned English and they did it with a lot less in the way of resources that what is available today. No excuses.

Did you hear about the PC version of Huck Finn?

As in politically correct? Yeah they replaced a certain word in it to make it less offensive. Oddly enough it's the same word that's pretty acceptable to use in hip-hop music. Yeah, I know, different context, different intent. Still, while it's not a word I like and try to avoid using, it's usage is an accurate reflection of when the book was written. I think the censorship of the book is rather silly. In fact, I find censorship and political correctness offensive. Therefore both should be removed from everyday life.

Is there anything else that's making me cranky?

I think I've run out of stuff to bitch about. Can I be cranky about that? I thought there was something else I wanted to say, but I guess not. I wonder if my co-workers still read this. I should post something here to add to the rumour mill. You know, just for my own entertainment.