I don't like the real world

I'd rather pretend I'm the filthy rich immortal captain of massive deadly spaceships.

I was just minding my business, mining asteroids. Asteroids are evil and must be destroyed.


Then a pirate came along. Dumb move on his part.



So I jammed him and sicked my drones on him. They blowed him up good and proper.



And finally I salvaged the remains.



I needed to unwind after mining. My agent had just the thing for me, blowing up a repair station and the pirates it serves.

I switched to my Thorax class, it's good at making things go boom.