Guest: Do I get a refund?
Me: No, you are being evicted, I can't issue you a refund.
Guest: Well I'm not doing business with this hotel any more.
Because, of course, when you are being evicted it really means they want you back.
My shift just started and already I'm craving alcohol and simulated violence.
And as I was typing this I had to deal with another noise complaint.
And on my way back, some very rude and stupid people.
I hate damn near everyone.