Sunday, April 12, 2009

Tales from the Holiday Inn, Gross out edition

This old guy came to the desk this morning looking for a manager. My boss had just got in so we directed him to her. He then asked the other auditor if he was the assistant manager, he isn't so he said no. So he asked my boss if he could speak to her privately.

She came back really grossed out.

The guy had a complaint.

The toilets are too small.

When he sits on them, his balls hit the bowl and get cold.

I wish I was making that up.

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