Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Fundies say the damnedest things

Here's a collection of recent posts by fundies to TheologyOnline.com, which I'm currently banned from. They truly do say the damnedest things.

On why it should matter whether or not President Obama is Muslim:
Because America is a Christian nation founded by Christians. And Christianity as a religion is different from all others in that you can't force it. Catholics are Christian, which you know us fundies profess in our section if you read it.

If you are not Christian, you should pack your bags and leave, or never come here. I don't see you people moving to Saudi Arabia or Kuwait. Or a former Soviet state that is atheist. Why not?


On the question of the death penalty for homosexuals:
homosexuality is clearly a choice. they can only reproduce by molesting children and turning them into homosexuals. Of course they should be killed, preferably on television and next thursday opposite that homosexual show "Glee".

On Ghandi:
Bob Enyart talks about the headlines including criticizing those who are copying the hunger strikes of control-freak Mahatma Ghandi, which were his way of saying, "Do what I say or I'll kill myself."


On Atheism:
Phony Atheist Miracles. -

Life from non living matter.
Matter from nothing (or eternally existing matter).
Humans from fish.
Planets from clouds.
The manipulation of time and space.
and the clincher...

... people from embryos (cheers, Graph).


On right and wrong:
We are better off listening to God when he says "do not murder" without
interjecting our own thoughts.

More on right and wrong:

That's why so many people say evolution is dangerous. It puts the culture in charge of morality. You might say that some bad ideas come from religion, but lets face it, you are only saying that because you like your own flavor of culturaly based morality better than God's standards! But according to you, in certain circumstances, those very ideas could be right, so why would we listen to you when you say something was a bad idea? Obviously you can't actually say it is bad, because you aren't thinking about what the aliens might think. So there really is no right or wrong when God is out of the picture.



On Muslims:
deport them to Iran


More on Muslims:
Sorry Bybee, but your Rodney King "Why cantz we all jist git along" mentality doesn't work with Islam (or for atheism as well).


Even more on Muslims, answering the question "what's your solution?":
The same as what's in the Old Testament. If the United States/Christianity is attacked by a muslim in that country, go in that country and kill every single man, woman and child. Make the worship of the moon god illegal and the worship of the true god mandatory. Convert them to Christianity for their own good.

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