It's my birthday.

Did you buy me anything?

Yeah another year of my life down the shitter. Meh, could be worse, my greatest achievement could be a large pizza with the works, like someone else we have met.

I got nothing planned today.

Actually that's bullshit. I have shopping to do. I need to find my dad a new ottoman. I need to buy fresh veggies and spices for the Christmas Lasagna. I need to pick up a few sundry items at the store. I want to bake cookies! Ummm, yeah.

And all I really want to do is take a nap then get hammered.

Happy birthday to me bitches!