Friday, September 27, 2013

I prefer Ronzoni any way

So Barilla has come out as another business that does like gays.

So of course this means boycott. I always liked Ronzoni better. That's what my mom used, that's what I use and so far that's worked pretty well.

Of course this boycott is considered by fundies to be a "Gaystapo" attack. Janet Mefferd said so!
So does that mean that boycotts of Home Depot, Starbucks, General Mills are the work of the "Christ-stapo"? Or should we call them the "Godstapo"? Gestapo?

Perhaps that's one for the PhilosoRaptor.

Here's what I'd really like to see. Someone fundies don't like, that does something fundies are opposed to, someone like Hugh Hefner or Ron Jeremy, coming out and saying that they "stand for the traditional family" and couple that with some good old-fashioned, Bible-thumping, gay-bashing bigotry. I think such a thing would cause a fundie's head to explode from the conflict. It would be pretty damned funny to see Janet Mefford or Bryan Fischer trying to get people to buy porn.

Of course this does rely on fundies being consistent.

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